colfer-coven:

leovaldicaprio:

littleme60:

OMG!

THIS WAS THE PRESENTATION VIDEO BEFORE THE FIRST HANNAH MONTANA EPISODE IM DYINGGGGG

THIS IS 2006 IN ONE VIDEO

Bless

thelovenotebook:

Everything love

owlmylove:

shslequius:

"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

what have you done

I spend all of my time and energy loving you. I’m stuck on you, and it’s so unhealthy and I want to get better but I don’t want to let you go. I’m so scared. If I let you go, I let love go, and I can’t do that. I promised that I’d love you forever, and I want to keep that promise. Because I do believe you were the best thing that ever happened to me.
1/29/2014 (via rykerquinten)

(Source: love-or-sin)

aaltje-in-wonderland:

—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”

harendsthoughts:

I want to sneak out with somebody.

I just want to get up in the middle of the night and spend some time alone with someone. We could go have a midnight snack at McDonald’s or just walk around and talk about things we normally wouldn’t. Or maybe we could go enjoy ourselves at a park and play on the swings, or we could climb a roof and just watch the stars in silence - nothing but just good vibes and good company.

(Source: danasteeezy)

kushandwizdom:

Positive quotes

(Source: dopetimeless)

shadesfire:

got bored and decided I needed one of my favorite Welcome to Night Vale tweets as a cross stitch

love4my2cats:

My husband: 'Nooo, don't take a pic of Bazyl and a glass of wine. He's a cat plus he's underage.'


love4my2cats:

How to eat a blade of grass: a tutorial.

(Source: s-p-e-c-t-r-u-m)

nerdy-whovian:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

VIVA LA PLUTO, MOTHERFUCKERS

If you’re ever lucky enough to find a girl who is a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind, you should hold onto that. Because she’ll be yours at two in the morning and at two in the afternoon the following day. She’ll kiss you where it hurts and until it hurts. And that’s important. Someone who not only knows how to turn you on but also knows how to treat you right is someone worth a little something… and a little more than usual.