I broke a nail crawling out of hell
If there’s a God…he will push school back a few more weeks. #notready #firstday #backtoschool #socializing #ew #seniors #classof2015 #ihateeveryone #school #single #fabulous #blueeyed #bignose #lesbian #gay #for #days
IM SORRY I STARED SO HARD I WAS JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF YOU ARE GAY OR NOT
Did it hurt?...when you fell from heaven?
do u ever see a girl and are like “this is more than my gay little heart can handle”
You don’t have to have big boobs for them to be nice
You don’t have to have a big ass for it to be nice
Someone will come along who makes you feel like you have the nicest ass and boobies in the world because they love you
THIS IS HOW OWLS ARE WEIGHED OH MY GOD
In mouse blankeys. Aw.
Normal cats shake their butt when they’re about to pounce on something. Polly shakes her head. .-.
i can’t stop laughting
This was an adventure